Monday, 27 October 2014

Sapphic Stains on Crystal Tina's Floor: The forbidden love of Tom and Joe

Chapter one
 12.30 pm. A slight drizzle is tapping against the window of Tom and Joe's Portland condo. Tom looks longingly out the window at the driveway three floors down, his rosemary scented perfume fills the air. Tom has cooked cottage pie for their anniversary dinner. It has now become cold. Suddenly, three strong knocks emanate from the front door. Tom rushes to the door, arms flung wide open, ready to receive a firm hug from Joe Lowe; he always loves it what he grasps his buttocks and whispers in his ear “hello baby boy”. Before Tom can fully open the door, Joe kicks it open in his impatience. “Hello dear” Tom says with a tinge of worry in his voice, “Is everything ok?”
“No it is not bloody ok” Replies Joe with angst.
“Well I’m sorry to hear that darling” Tom says while placing his strong, manly hands on Joe’s bony shoulders, “Come, sit down and eat the fabulous meal I cooked for us. It’s our anniversary don’t you know”
“I ate earlier” Joe states.
“Are you kidding me? I slave away all day in the kitchen, trying to make this day special”
“Well I’m not hungry”
“You know Joe, sometimes I feel like you don’t love me like you use too” Joe doesn’t reply.
“Answer me” Tom shouts, his voice breaking halfway through as he tries to shield the tears streaming from his eyes. Joe proceeds to pour himself a glass of wine. “Answer me Joe… Or it’s over”

“Don’t you say that” Tom turns his back to Joe “I just wish –“ Joe passionately grabs Tom around the waist before he can finish. “Don’t you say that… baby boy” 

The Green Giant’s Lair

Bod Lon Deb: The house on the end of the street where the beast lives. In the recluse Welsh village of Machynlleth, the slate roofed, three story mansion stands amongst the council flats and bungalows. Sickly green vines are draped around the cold grey exterior, following the cracks in the autumn coloured bricks. The Windows cannot be seen beneath the waterfall of botanical mesh. A hole is crudely cut into the vines, revealing a bare wood door, still damp from the rain.

I remember spending hours sitting complacently on the icy white sofa. Staring, mouth ajar, at the sponge shaped television set. The curtain are constantly closed. Not due to fear of light, but lack of motivation to fight against the rust and grime that has gathered on top of the curtain rail. Lit only by the T.V, the shadow of the sofa flickers and flashes on the grotty, piss coloured wallpaper. Shimmers of light run down the shiny oak flooring in a river of fluorescent primary colours. Cushions are littered like Lilly pads on a pond, allowing my dainty feet to avoid touching the freezing floor and traverse to the kitchen. Leaves covering the window act as a filter creating a green tint over all the faded crockery and utensils. Back of the kitchen, furthest away from the window, the wall stands in the darkness cradling the kitchen’s necessities with its shadow. The whirring of the computer positioned in the corner of the room, next to the dining table, covers the neglectful silence. Hanging like a suicide victim in the middle of the room, a wax stick sways. The green ray of light crawls around the creases on the vomit coloured sticks, projecting a fluorescent yellow on the dust which circulates around due to the draft. Twelve flies sit on the stick, slightly fidgeting in an attempt to break free from the wax prison that binds them to their soon to be grave.

The door to the bathroom is broken in the middle forcing occupants to push the top and bottom half at the same time to avoid it falling apart. Lacking in a light bulb, and a window, you must leave the door open when relieving yourself to be able to see. You don’t have the luxury of sitting down either as there is no toilet seat. A moist rope is held up by a strong piece of steel above the toilet. Pulling the thick noose results in a few seconds of rumbling emanating from the porcelain chamber above your head, before a slightly grey liquid erupts from around the toilet bowl, pushing the solid turd down the plumbing.


 “Antiques for Dummies” sits as a door stop for the bedroom, allowing a clear pathway for a thick, sheepskin rug to run up the hallway on the top floor. Muddy footsteps on the rug lead to wellington boots placed left to the king sized bed. One ‘Zoo’ magazine is sprawled in the middle of the bed; the centre folding in the unintended direction due to being hastily thrown across the room. Heavy curtains are slightly parted here casting an intense beam of heavenly light onto the T.V making it impossible to see what program is on. The blurry motion of two moths can be seen flying around a dim light which you would not realise was on without turning it off.

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Pissing Down the Spine of a Book

A steady stream of piss beats down into the 'Potter' on the Harry Potter book's spine. The ligaments unbind and part, making the 'o' distort and ripple like the iris of a horny party goer. Specs of urine hit my wrists, clinging to my hairs and gathering at the ends before running down my hands. The yellow colour seeps down the pages, making the letters spread outwards and merge with their neighbors. All the pages become a tie dye pattern of wavy ink and soggy paper. Parts of the book give up underneath the immense pressure of the 12 liter bottle of water I drank earlier and flop to the ground. The only thing that survives the downpour is the embalmed front cover, crinkled and moist in a puddle of yellowy liquid on the united embassy stage.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Dystopian Movie Idea

Once apon a time there was a oppressed female protagonist with big boobs. The government wants her because she stole something that was important. While running away from the all male police force she falls over and all the buttons on her shirt pop off. The end.

Female lead: Mila Cunis
All male police force: Matthew Mcconaughey

Sniffing Tyres

I love sniffing tyres. I can only imagine the inside of a tyre to be full of never ending sparks; fractals of multicolored energy never fully specifying their existence on a 3d surface. They pulsate and retract in front of my sensual deep sea camera that is delving into the unpercievable inside of the dense liquid. The dense rubber holds unintelligible possibilities into the meaning of our sentient existence, as the endless possibilities of the patterns could, given time, reveal the answer to any question. When placing my nostrils against the dusty black skin of the wheel forever chained to the axle of the family car I inhale. Imagining the thousands of chunky dust particles going up my nose into the nasal chamber below my eye, translating the information that is only meant to be known by the enlightened ones.

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Red Circle

His name was Enso. Enso had an unusual skill of being able to draw a perfect circle from the age of three. Now some children were to become firemen. Some children police officers and some could only work at the mines. But Enso possessed the skill to perfectly draw a circle without putting a thought into it. He filled piss colour paperback books with circle in different alignments. It was amazing how many ways a circle can be used for the good of the country. At age seven Enso discovered the whereabouts of Circum headquarters. Circum headquarters resided in central Tokyo: Business district. Two hundred and thirty seven floors of pristine white sofas and sugar glazed table tops. On floor two hundred and three is the circulation and transportation department; specialising in the movement of vehicles, land, sea and air. To be chosen to work in this shiny, towering building, the occupant of a building worth over 172.03 yen must but selected at the age of ten to decide whether they can make Circum over 20 thousand British pounds before the age of forty.

 (just imagine the circle is in the middle of my writing)

Soggy Oak Floor

Sitting topless, bare backed and hunched over. Clutching at my rubbery and dulled edge charity shop toy. I caress He-man's sculpted body. His hands no bigger than my finger nails. It feels good to see a face, to engage with another relatable character in my small LED lit world. I relish it as some irreplaceable object given to me by a towering god of unknown dissent. Reaching into the draw to tantalize my senses, I grab my trusty magnetic board in which I practice my alphabets. A,B,C,D, F and G. Shit. Where is the 'E'? my life is coming to an end. Everything that ever was, or is, is useless because of this missing 'E'. This pre-existing 'E' is toying with me, tearing me apart with its lack of feasibility.
"Dad, where's the letter I want?"
The expectance for his attention, as always, punches me in the face. No answer as always. His cone shaped back wrapped in woolen filth stays facing forwards. Like 'E' his face doesn't show itself. Looking up I see baggy cloth trousers, worn for days on end, blotting out my view of the oak kitchen. I am elevated off the splinter ridden floor by strong arms and wide flat hands. Without explanation I am placed in a hard right angled object. A chair. A chair of one hundred years sprouting from the matching floor that mimicks its colour, positions me infront of a long engraved table. Above the vanishing point of the table I see a dirty yellow sponge computer. One plate of meat, chicken eggs and plants is slid infront of me.
"Eat".

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

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Grasping the wheat colored bump in my skin, I squeeze with thumb and fore finger until the air is released. Like a worm erupting from the ground, the pus spurts outwards, resting on the ridge between my thumb and fingernail. I drag downwards with my index, clumsily spreading the milky substance down my chin. One down.