Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Ctrl+C Like a Sad Teenage Girl.

I drag my sorry carcass out of bed, "God I hope someone is watching". I'm acting extra sad today. Poor little me. I boot up my expensive apple computer and hop onto Tumblr "I'm extra sad today", I write in capitals. Poor little me. I scroll though the newest posts by all my friends.
I'm extra sad today.
I'm extra sad today.
I'm extra sad today.
"Urg, copycats"

Saturday, 27 September 2014

An Individual Cure (Part 3)

Time: A Notable 2045.
Vigilante groups such as known as "NoPlato" and "không đến chết" have gained influence in working class designated areas around most densely populated areas. This has caused police to take action and eradicate anyone who's employment time is below 300 hours and age above thirty years of age.

Time" 2073.
The Earths human population has been reduced by 65%. Remaining human population all have an I.Q of above 144 and a new male contraceptive has been released which sterilizes the male consumer for 3 years of their life and reduces sex drive. Research for space travel beyond our known galaxy is now the most greatly funded area of research. The only form of audio that has remained on the market is educational audio books. Expressionist art has faded from the public eye and the only art that is presented in galleries are portraiture and landscape art.
  

An Individual Cure (Part 2)

Time: An orgasmic 2023.

Internal affairs and scandals have caused the board to break apart and be replaced by a new video recording system. "All acts of ethical actions caused by opportunity, excluding any religious reenactments and philosophical clichés, that take place on any public high street at least one mile away from any religious establishments, will be recorded by new Samsung Bluetooth cameras and processed in a disclosed location. If the act meets our requirements you will be awarded with the necessary karma points that can be redeemed for new Microsoft or Apple merchandising or saved until you require the inevitable life saving treatment for your illness or life choice"

Time: A remarkable 2024
The event known as "Concrete baby" has taken place, in which two individuals tied up a child, aged four, and pushed him off a newly built car park in Perugia, intending for one of the two humans to catch the child and receive 20 karma points for their actions. The actions ended in the child falling to their death for twelve seconds before hitting the ground and dying approximately two seconds after, due to severe concussion and three vital lungs splitting. This has caused a new system to be implemented where only those who have worked for exactly twelve thousand hours in the eyes of the government are entitled to one of the life saving procedures.    

An Individual Cure (Part 1)

Time: A blissful 2017.
All of humanities threats and worries have been eradicated. Anti semitic comments can be euthanized. Homosexuality can be implanted, or removed. World hunger is non existent. Terminal illness can be treated with the new operation known world wide as 'Necessarity'. All that humans need to do now is project kindness onto others for their chance to receive any treatment they require.

Time: A euphoric 2019.
A new karma management system is set up by the Liberal agenda of Switzerland. All acts of kindness must be presented to the board with at least three verbal accounts of the situation.

  

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

The Headache Diaries

Here are a series of  short explanations of some of the head aches I get from time to time.

The Headache Diaries

The pustule at the front right side of my brain sticks its smooth out my aura, like a sanded down piece of wood ruined by one niggle splinter.

The sides of my head vibrate and clench. The ripples of displeasure slowly pressurize the top of my head in a stealthy fashion. Unidentifiable circles of pain shamble up my throat from my stomach, piling onto the suffocating pain.

A slight pin prick nuzzles the front right side of my head, inflating like a balloon and numbing my senses. This sensation makes me visualize a brown rubber ball.

Sweaty Keyboards

Hello.
Nice to meet your grubby fingers tapping away at the greasy black keyboard. I want you to imagine all the sweat, all the semen, all the globule's of dust that have stuck together due to your sugar glazed fingers rubbing at the plastic keys.